PREVIOUSLY in ARNOLD THE SUPER CARDINAL:
On the day of his wedding, JOSS ARNOLDTON aka ARNOLD THE SUPER CARDINAL, skipped out at the last second to battle KILLEMALL, a mysterious menace from outer space. In the end, Arnold and Killemall beat each other to death.
ARNOLD awoke to find himself outside the pearly gates of heaven, where he was judged by ST PETER. But despite all he’s done, when it comes right down to it Arnold is morally kinda a bad egg, so he is sentenced to spend eternity in hell. Arnold, not happy with this decision, files for an appeal with the BIG MAN himself, which he’s granted. The appeal, however, won’t occur for 3 days–3 days Arnold will spend in the deepest, darkest, most cruel bowels of HELL!!!
And now, our story continues… Death of Arnold pt2